Certified Trash Panda Tee
Certified Trash Panda Tee
Wilderness Apparel Size Guide
| Size | Chest Width | Body Length |
|---|---|---|
| S | 18 1/4" | 26 5/8" |
| M | 20 1/4" | 28" |
| L | 22" | 29 3/8" |
| XL | 24" | 30 3/4" |
| 2XL | 26" | 31 5/8" |
| 3XL | 27 3/4" | 32 1/2" |
| 4XL | 29 3/4" | 33 1/2" |
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Certified Trash Panda Tee
$33.99Moss / S
🚚 Free shipping on orders over $95. Estimated delivery in 5–10 business days (processing 2–5 days + shipping 3–5 days). Exact shipping cost calculated at checkout.
About this Design
About this Design
Somewhere, there's an official-looking badge program, and somehow the club's least trustworthy mascot has fully certified himself as its top graduate. This design hands out formal credentials to the raccoon nobody actually trusts around a cooler, complete with the kind of badge styling that makes bad behavior look weirdly official.
It's for the camper with a soft spot for the trash-panda reputation, the one who finds the raccoon's complete lack of remorse genuinely charming rather than annoying. Wear it at the campsite as a lighthearted warning to keep coolers zipped, around camp as an inside joke with the crew, or it makes a solid gift if you know the friend who's basically the human trash panda of every trip. It's a funny, low-key pick for raccoon-lovers and reformed snack thieves alike.
Printed on soft, garment-dyed Comfort Colors cotton that holds up to actual campsite chaos, it comes in a relaxed, true-to-size unisex fit built for real outdoor wear. Machine wash cold, tumble dry low, and the badge print stays crisp through every trip. Part of the ongoing raccoon tee lineup, officially certifying absolutely nothing but worn with total pride anyway.
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- 🇺🇸 Printed in the USA
- 👕 Premium Tee
Description
Description
🌲 Description
A versatile everyday t-shirt designed for comfort and simplicity. Made from soft, lightweight ring-spun cotton, it feels smooth against the skin and works well in any season.
Fabric composition varies by colour:
✅ Solid colours: 100% ring-spun cotton
✅ Heather colours: cotton/polyester blend
The classic unisex fit and crew neckline create a clean, timeless look that’s easy to wear on its own or layered.
✅ Soft, lightweight fabric (4.5 oz)
✅ Classic unisex fit
✅ Breathable and comfortable for daily wear
✅ Made, Packaged, and Shipped in the USA 🇺🇸
Designed for easy wear, wherever your day takes you.
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Washing Instructions
Washing Instructions
🧼 Care Instructions
Follow these steps to keep your t-shirt looking its best:
✅ Machine wash cold (max 30°C / 90°F) with similar colours
✅ Turn inside out before washing
✅ Use mild detergent
✅ Do not bleach
✅ Avoid excessive spinning
Drying
✅ Air dry for best results
✅ Or tumble dry low
✅ Avoid drying with heavy items
Additional Care
✅ Iron inside out on low heat
✅ Do not iron directly on the print
✅ Do not dry clean
Shipping & Returns
Shipping & Returns
Shipping
✅ Free shipping on orders over $95.
✅ Estimated delivery: 5–10 business days (processing 2–5 business days + shipping 3–5 business days).
Note: Exact shipping cost is calculated at checkout.
Returns
Our goal is for you to love your order and strive for 100% satisfaction guarantee. Please contact us if something isn’t right.
✅ Incorrect, damaged, or defective items are eligible for a full refund.
✅ Refund requests must be made within 30 days of the purchase date.
For refund inquiries, please contact us at support@wildernessapparel.com.
Eligibility for a Refund
✅ Product received is damaged or defective.
✅ The request is made within 30 days of purchase.
✅ Item must be unused and returned in its original condition.
For any return questions, contact us at: support@wildernessapparel.com.
This refund policy is subject to change at any time and without notice.
