Nobody hired him. Nobody trained him. He appointed himself anyway, and honestly, the marshmallows have never been more evenly browned. This design hands out an entirely unearned but deeply committed job title to the campfire's most dedicated snack technician, treating the golden-brown standard like it's a matter of professional pride rather than a s'mores ingredient.

It's for the camper who takes their fireside marshmallow duties way too seriously — rotating for even color, timing the toast, refusing to rush the process however impatient everyone else at the fire gets. Wear it during the actual job, at any campfire where quality control matters, or hand it off as a gift to whoever in your group has unofficially claimed the marshmallow stick every single trip. It's a solid, funny pick for the self-appointed expert in every camping crew.

Printed on soft, garment-dyed Comfort Colors cotton that holds up to actual fireside duty, it comes in a relaxed, true-to-size unisex fit built for long nights outside. Machine wash cold, tumble dry low, and the badge print stays sharp through every shift. Certified by absolutely no one, but earned all the same — a fitting entry in the raccoon-and-campfire tee collection for anyone who's claimed a job the fire never actually posted, and has no plans to hand it back.

🌲 Description

A versatile everyday t-shirt designed for comfort and simplicity. Made from soft, lightweight ring-spun cotton, it feels smooth against the skin and works well in any season.

Fabric composition varies by colour:

✅ Solid colours: 100% ring-spun cotton

✅ Heather colours: cotton/polyester blend

The classic unisex fit and crew neckline create a clean, timeless look that’s easy to wear on its own or layered.

✅ Soft, lightweight fabric (4.5 oz)
✅ Classic unisex fit
✅ Breathable and comfortable for daily wear
✅ Made, Packaged, and Shipped in the USA 🇺🇸

Designed for easy wear, wherever your day takes you.

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🧼 Care Instructions

Follow these steps to keep your t-shirt looking its best:

✅ Machine wash cold (max 30°C / 90°F) with similar colours

✅ Turn inside out before washing
✅ Use mild detergent
✅ Do not bleach
✅ Avoid excessive spinning

Drying

✅ Air dry for best results
✅ Or tumble dry low
✅ Avoid drying with heavy items

Additional Care

✅ Iron inside out on low heat
✅ Do not iron directly on the print
✅ Do not dry clean

Shipping

✅ Free shipping on orders over $85.

✅ Estimated delivery: 5–10 business days (processing 2–5 business days + shipping 3–5 business days).

Note: Exact shipping cost is calculated at checkout.

Returns

Our goal is for you to love your order and strive for 100% satisfaction guarantee. Please contact us if something isn’t right.

✅ Incorrect, damaged, or defective items are eligible for a full refund.
✅ Refund requests must be made within 30 days of the purchase date.

For refund inquiries, please contact us at support@wildernessapparel.com.

Eligibility for a Refund

✅ Product received is damaged or defective.
✅ The request is made within 30 days of purchase.
✅ Item must be unused and returned in its original condition.

For any return questions, contact us at: support@wildernessapparel.com.

This refund policy is subject to change at any time and without notice.